Drinking Wine Tank

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$39.00
It has been scientifically and statistically proven that drinking wine outdoors will deter any virus carrying insects and has even proven to ward off bears. This is due to the alcohol content in fermented grapes being an active ingredient in bug spray (i.e. OFF), which when mixed with blood will act as a sort of catalyst to become a very potent natural bug spray (sweat). 

Everything we said above is entirely false, but this is what you should tell your friends the next time you need to convince them to go hiking with you. Just add wine.

  • 65% Polyester, 35% Viscose

  • Relaxed, Draped Fit

  • Rolled Cuff, Hi Low Raw Bottom Hem

  • Every purchase supports our mission to empower women in the outdoors.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • Machine Wash Cold

  • Tumble Dry Low

Hero Image: Hailey is 5' 10" wearing a size Small -- Photography by @bryce_miller.

Standard Shipping

3-5 business days.

Expedited Shipping
If you would like to guarantee your order sooner, please use expedited shipping (we will attempt to ship your order within 1-2 business days).

International Shipping

All items being purchased internationally from The Parks Apparel are subject to a customs fee per item (this fee being dependent on your country).

What is 5-8 Day Insured Shipping? 

In the case that your package is lost in the mail on part of USPS, you will be able to file a claim and receive a refund for your missing package. 

Sale Items and Mystery Bags (if applicable)
Only regular priced items may be refunded or exchanged. Sale items including Mystery Bags are final sale and cannot be refunded or exchanged (unless damaged or defective).

 

 

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