Drinking Wine Crewneck
It has been scientifically and statistically proven that drinking wine outdoors will deter any virus carrying insects and has even proven to ward off bears. This is due to the alcohol content in fermented grapes being an active ingredient in bug spray (i.e. OFF), which when mixed with blood will act as a sort of catalyst to become a very potent natural bug spray (sweat).
However, everything we said above is entirely false, but this is what you should tell your friends the next time you need to convince them to go hiking with you. Just add wine.
- Preshrunk 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
- Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
- Every purchase supports our mission to empower women outside
- Machine Wash Cold
- We recommend washing on a gentle cycle and avoid putting it in the dryer to maintain long-lasting quality.
Laura is 5' 10" wearing a size Small
Just bought it for my girl, and its really dope. love the softness and the style
iMovie the sweatshirt! I got a size M, which is a bit big but i know when I wash it it will shrink a little to be the perfect size. So soft!!
It’s a thin sweatshirt. It’s soft inside, but I can’t imagine it’s very warm. I’m also betting it pills quickly as the material feels like it won’t hold up. I love the message, and I’ll use it. It’s just not the greatest quality.
Comfy got a size medium but could have sizes down it looks more of a large. Satisfied with my order!
This shirt fits perfect and I have trouble getting clothes to fit right! Wish the words were written in a prettier style (kind of plain) but still this is a great shirt for a great cause!!