Drinking Wine Tank
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It has been scientifically and statistically proven that drinking wine outdoors will deter any virus carrying insects and has even proven to ward off bears. This is due to the alcohol content in fermented grapes being an active ingredient in bug spray (i.e. OFF), which when mixed with blood will act as a sort of catalyst to become a very potent natural bug spray (sweat).
Everything we said above is entirely false, but this is what you should tell your friends the next time you need to convince them to go hiking with you. Just add wine.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Hero Image: Hailey is 5' 10" wearing a size Small -- Photography by @bryce_miller. |
Drinking Wine Tank
Details
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It has been scientifically and statistically proven that drinking wine outdoors will deter any virus carrying insects and has even proven to ward off bears. This is due to the alcohol content in fermented grapes being an active ingredient in bug spray (i.e. OFF), which when mixed with blood will act as a sort of catalyst to become a very potent natural bug spray (sweat).
Everything we said above is entirely false, but this is what you should tell your friends the next time you need to convince them to go hiking with you. Just add wine.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Hero Image: Hailey is 5' 10" wearing a size Small -- Photography by @bryce_miller. |
Customer Reviews
Drinking Wine Tank
Super cute, lightweight, soft material. Fits true to size. Would recommend!
Drinking Wine Tank
Absolutely love this shirt! Stop staring at it and buy it now.
Soft shirt, & love the saying.